..."When the boss says push the button on a guy, I push the button,Senator ** -- chumley 10/23/2018 4:47PM
That guy who pushes the button for the elevator when it's illuminated...??? -- great2bahokie 10/23/2018 1:15PM
I was staying at a "tower" hotel once, and a kid got on and punched... -- EDGEMAN 10/23/2018 2:43PM
You should've jumped off and got another one ** -- Technocrat 10/23/2018 6:38PM
Did you then punch him? ** -- Late 80s Hokie 10/23/2018 4:13PM
FAIL ** -- great2bahokie 10/23/2018 2:54PM
We don't have buttons to press anymore. ** -- MontyPythokie 10/23/2018 2:37PM
Thats OK, some of the buttons didn't do anything anyway. -- MP4VT2004 10/23/2018 5:35PM
I saw that before too! ** -- MontyPythokie 10/23/2018 8:55PM
Mind. Blown. ** -- great2bahokie 10/23/2018 2:54PM
Inevitably, that same guy says something once in the elevator that... -- great2bahokie 10/23/2018 2:10PM
And that guy that says "Hey, looks like we're moving up in the world" ** -- RhinoVT 10/23/2018 2:32PM
Have a friend who works on elevators. Asked him how business was. -- 48zip 10/23/2018 2:42PM
Dang, I better change my schtick ** -- HokiesBill48 10/23/2018 2:21PM
If I push 2 twice, will it take me to the 22nd floor? ** -- Hokie360 10/23/2018 2:04PM
No. It's takes you to the 1st floor...twice. ** -- great2bahokie 10/23/2018 2:06PM
Or the 4th floor, if the second push is light ** -- WestyHokie 10/23/2018 2:40PM
Maybe it's hydraulic? That's gotta help, right? Like pumping the brakes? ** -- The Bear 10/23/2018 2:01PM
Dunno about that....I hear that women love that guy -- VTHokie2000 10/23/2018 1:58PM
Was in the elevator at work a few weeks ago and it made a loud, disturbing -- vt90 10/23/2018 1:56PM
It's proven fact-the more you push the button,the faster it gets there! ** -- TD-Tech 10/23/2018 1:26PM
Faster or sooner? ** -- 48zip 10/23/2018 1:34PM
Welllll - um - BOTH, of course! :) ** -- TD-Tech 10/23/2018 1:45PM
I’m often the guy who walks out of the elevator before it gets to my floor. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 10/23/2018 1:24PM
They have a sniglet for that -- Norville Rogers 10/23/2018 1:22PM
Had the books -- statmanfromHCyrs 10/23/2018 1:46PM
What about if some other guy had recently hit the "open" button? -- JoesterVT 10/23/2018 1:17PM