IF, we are to be on college football sabbatical?

Although never a Boy Scout, I'ma always, prepared.

And gots got me a B-side plan.
(or in this case a delta plan and the Δ stands fo'
changes in size99foot's life-readings on in his case fo' "D"eath).

Behind door#1 we see knife #1.
"The prodder" as it is named fo' moving beyotches out the way.
Seriously. This red-rover attends with a history. It has already stabbed 3 peeps 4 times.

My campaign manager (twice-- both accidents; mo'/less); the F.s.u. lunatic who put pop
in a side headlock on the Burmese Road, Super Dome ramps post-Y2Tech.
And well, me; once. (playing Mumblety pegs over in "cheers" bar).

It has a history. It is hemoglobin familiar. And it is an 80's
collector's item of Spyderco sorts. Plus chicks dig
the Beltloop to the max'! Really turns them on
in a Sissy in Urban Cowboy kinda hawt fo'
mechanical bull sweat kinda way!
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Also attending the party and behind door#2 is the Bear Grylls knife.
Has star power. Has a fire-spraker uncase I wanna eat or just burn things to the ground.
Did I mention the star power yet? And it is a good 1.75'' or so longer. Size matters-- as the
wimminz species already knows, and methinks this one gains at least one bonus points for
penetrating bigfoot's brain deeper. IF/when we get into any heavy mano-a-mano combat along the way???
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So, Spyderco' "prodder" ...or... Bear "outdoor" Grylls how say, you???



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️TIA!
b.street

[Post edited by bourbonstreet at 08/09/2020 10:09PM]