....walk around 24/7/365/100000 swallowing their saliva all day everyday but as soon as they hit my chair they want to FRIKKIN SPIT. When you eat a peanut butter sammich you carefully chew it up to mix it with your saliva so it is easy to swallow. But I'll bet if somebody ate one in my chair they would want to FRIKKEN SPIT IT OUT.
I'm going to invent some little plugs that I can shove up their Salivary ducts so that they have no spit while I work (right after I invent a heavy duty clamp to clamp their FRIKKIN tongue back in their throat so it doesn't follow me around everywhere I go). I'm betting after their mouth gets dry like the dessert they will want me to spray some water in their mouth. But I'M NOT ....cause if I do they are going to immediately want to FRIKKIN SPIT it out.
Someday you will all know me cause I'm gonna be famous. I'm going to see some kid walking down the street and I won't care if his pants hang down on his ass and his underwear shows. I won't care if he has dreadnoughts hanging all out of his head. I won't care if he is uglier than your Mama. He's gonna FRIKKEN SPIT on the sidewalk and I'm going to throat punch him. And somebody is going to have an iPhone and video while I punch him until he has several things in his mouth to FRIKKIN SPIT OUT. Then I'm going to be on You-tube and you will all know who I am.

Its Friday and in about an hour my week of SPIT will be over. That is all