"Oh, you're going to cut K-Rod? Well, WE think we can fix him, so we're going to sign him and show you how he can still be productive!" Always trying to get value on the cheap so they can brag about their eye.

They've signed enough projects like this that they've had a couple successes. I guess the little money put into it and the success that's come out of it makes the ROI positive in their eyes. But man, sometimes you just want them to spend real money on something that isn't a one in a million longshot.