Sam Kinison ** -- Hokester 08/01/2017 11:17AM
Lewis Black would be my choice ** -- RaleighHokie15 08/01/2017 10:55AM
Come on...theres only one choice... -- vthhhi 08/01/2017 10:20AM
Deleted ** -- Betabeachbum 08/01/2017 08:46AM
Professor Irwin Corey ** -- 48zip 08/01/2017 08:02AM
Ron White ** -- Betabeachbum 08/01/2017 07:56AM
Mel Blanc would have been a good one. ** -- 48zip 08/01/2017 07:19AM
As Billy Carter ** -- TomTurkey 07/31/2017 10:37PM
This guy has experience... -- No1Hokie 07/31/2017 10:01PM
The Nuge' ** -- Technocrat 07/31/2017 9:44PM
Speak no evil.... -- UTPr0sim 07/31/2017 9:01PM
Brock Lesnar. Who better to wrestle with the media? plus -- HortHokie 07/31/2017 9:00PM
Next biggest putz available is Jeff Dunham ** -- typed by ben 07/31/2017 8:52PM
Ric Flair --- If you wanna be the man, ya gotta beat the man. ** -- Tailgate Guru 07/31/2017 8:50PM
Joan Rivers ** -- Major Kong 07/31/2017 8:44PM
Jon Lovitz............Yeah! that's the ticket! ** -- TexasGobbler 07/31/2017 8:43PM
Un-shun... -- Tank 07/31/2017 8:51PM
Huuuuuuge tracts of land ** -- Manbearpig 08/01/2017 12:07AM
"Good luck finding a DJ who can move and shake...like this" ** -- Brown Water 07/31/2017 8:48PM
Uses this quote WAY more than he should -------------------> ** -- HokieinTampa 07/31/2017 9:14PM
"He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits." ** -- Brown Water 08/01/2017 08:24AM
...or maybe the prophet Omega ? -- chumley 07/31/2017 8:43PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin -- MEHOKIE 07/31/2017 8:41PM
Stone Cold ET -- HokieDevil 08/01/2017 10:29AM
You all missed the obvious: Baghdad Bob is up next ** -- Hokie Bird 94 07/31/2017 8:29PM
Uhhh....you mean this guy? -- MP4VT2004 07/31/2017 8:00PM
Bobcat Goldthwait ** -- reestuart 07/31/2017 7:59PM
^^^ Winner. ^^^ ** -- Freddyburg Hokie 07/31/2017 10:23PM
Jake Grove . . . -- MikeVT85 07/31/2017 7:51PM
I submit Bill Clinton -- EDGEMAN 07/31/2017 7:47PM
Manny Ramirez ** -- CPRVHokie 07/31/2017 7:46PM
Homer Simpson ** -- FfxStationHokie 07/31/2017 7:45PM
Jack Elam ** -- astrohokie 07/31/2017 7:41PM
I nominate vt90, he is dead on arrival ** -- VaTechie 07/31/2017 7:11PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 07/31/2017 7:04PM