The deep-fry is on fire! ** -- MikeVT85 11/15/2017 6:50PM
"SONS OF BITCHES! BUMPASSES!" ** -- HokieJay 11/15/2017 4:33PM
^^ Winner! ^^^ ** -- vpidaddymo 11/16/2017 07:52AM
"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry; fa ra ra, fa ra ra, fa ra ra" ** -- HokieJay 11/15/2017 4:35PM
I'm sick, not cooking. ** -- TechMomof2 11/15/2017 2:34PM
Your mom is here ** -- BleedinOandM 11/15/2017 12:22PM
Dog pees on turkey ** -- daisyWV 11/15/2017 12:19PM
Flaming Bag of Poo ** -- B777Fr8Dog 11/15/2017 12:04PM
I think I have the most awfullest 4 words for this occasion (sorry)... -- VTexas 11/15/2017 11:57AM
Re: I think I have the most awfullest 4 words for this occasion (sorry)... -- statmanfromHCyrs 11/15/2017 12:22PM
Let's fry it inside. ** -- King Jaffe Joffer 11/15/2017 11:38AM
Justin Fuente to Florida ** -- GoobyPls 11/15/2017 11:38AM
Dogs ate the turkey -- statmanfromHCyrs 11/15/2017 11:08AM
We're eating my mascot. ** -- Merlin Hokie 11/15/2017 10:55AM
I'm pregnant. Now turkey. ** -- ElbertoHokie 11/15/2017 10:33AM
^^^ Been there. Done that. ^^^ ** -- Burruss Writer 11/15/2017 11:11AM
The child is yours. ** -- Hokie5150 11/15/2017 10:25AM
I love Red Lobster ** -- Burke Hokie 11/15/2017 10:13AM
Police are here again ** -- VermontHokie 11/15/2017 10:13AM
Merry Christmas you'all! ** -- UTPr0sim 11/15/2017 10:02AM
You'll love the tofurkey! ** -- 133743Hokie 11/15/2017 09:48AM
This brings back nightmares of my first Thanksgiving in DC -- Burke Hokie 11/15/2017 10:53AM
Only need 1 word...tofurky. ** -- HokieNoVA 11/15/2017 09:46AM
Blew up the turkey ** -- HokieNLot11 11/15/2017 09:38AM
What? You watch soccer? ** -- RaleighHokie15 11/15/2017 09:38AM
It's a space herpe! ** -- MEHOKIE 11/15/2017 09:37AM
Hokie360 is not coming. ** -- Hokie360 11/15/2017 09:31AM
Hey, let's talk politics ** -- Hokie Koooster 11/15/2017 09:21AM
ABC store is closed ** -- The Hokie Steve 11/15/2017 09:43AM
Ran out of vodka ** -- halesvb11 11/15/2017 09:19AM
I can still drive. ** -- vt90 11/15/2017 09:16AM
Thought you were dead? ** -- halesvb11 11/15/2017 09:18AM
According to the gubmint, I have risen. At least for the time being. ** -- vt90 11/15/2017 09:20AM
Tofu turkey this year ** -- Major Kong 11/15/2017 09:05AM
Rover ate the turkey ** -- Technocrat 11/15/2017 08:45AM
Is that Cousin Eddie? ** -- WestyHokie 11/15/2017 08:43AM
Are you serious, Clark! -- VaPoly07 11/15/2017 09:41AM
In-laws just pulled up. ** -- YardBird 11/15/2017 08:31AM
Leftovers from last year! ** -- 48zip 11/15/2017 08:15AM
UVA Earned A Bowl ** -- Spud 11/15/2017 08:13AM
Host: “Vegan is the theme!” ** -- Guy LeDouche 11/15/2017 08:06AM
Your commode is overflowing ** -- bigbadbird 11/15/2017 08:04AM
We're out of beer. ** -- FfxStationHokie 11/15/2017 07:59AM
That's a life ruining event right there. Not just Thanksgiving. ** -- reestuart 11/15/2017 08:37AM
Not really. Just get the bourbon. ** -- Tafkam Hokie 11/15/2017 7:19PM
tru dat ** -- FfxStationHokie 11/15/2017 08:43AM
Trump is doing great. ** -- GretnaHokie 11/15/2017 07:58AM
We are staying here ** -- bigbadbird 11/15/2017 07:56AM