I'm tempted to go out and buy a Grayson Allen jersey. I'm gay for Coach K tonight.

Disclaimer - I do not hate the Catholic Church or Catholics....

I hate everything about ND. I hate their elf mascot, their stupid fight song. I hate Mike Brey, I hate Fonzie Wells, hate that flopper Farrell. I hate their women's sports. If I could push down every building on their crap-tastic campus I would. In its place I would build beautiful 3 story parking garages, lots of self storage lockers, and lots for shipping container storage. I'd find every blade of grass on ND's campus and pave over it. Concrete everywhere.

I hope they never win another game in any sport. I hope they never have another academic accolade. I know 3 ND alums, can't stand them either.

I feel better today. I'm handling this well I think. When my boy Grayson goes off for 30 tonight, I will feel even better.

Let's go Duke! Trip the Elves!