This week, when we return to work, you will likely run into UVA fans. They will be easy to spot. Their eyes will be red and puffy from all the crying over the weekend. Their shoulders will be slouched forward. They will most likely avoid eye contact. They may even whimper every time they start to speak.

Show no mercy. None. These are the same arrogant pricks who think they are better than us. Make sure you get right up in their face and scream "OVERRATED". Repeat throughout the week to remind them just how epic their loss was.

Remember, no mercy.