Writing this letter stems from a desperation to be heard, if not by a court of law, then by a court of public opinion. You see, I undoubtedly believe that we must always be looking towards the future while keeping the past in mind. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that Lord Buzz Williams feels that he can override nature. That is not the case. The reality is that he wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, Buzz plans to destroy people's minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, he swears that power, politics, and privilege should prevail over the rule of law. Clearly, he's living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats. Back in the real world, Buzz shouldn't glamorize drug usage. That's just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate his asseverations are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity.

Although Buzz is trying to portray himself as a great philosopher on par with Wittgenstein or some such personage, he actually believes that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. True, Buzz has a right to his opinion. In his mind, he also apparently has a right to be an uncouth lowlife as evidenced by his endless attempts to introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot. Still, if he opened his eyes, he'd realize that his insults have merged with egoism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both talk about you and me in terms that are not fit to be repeated. And both operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and scummy vandalism.

Buzz's vaporings leave me with several unanswered questions: Why does he constantly seek out trivial nonsense? And why does he associate with jealous cheapjacks who are bent on letting us know exactly what our attitudes should be towards various types of people and behavior? These are difficult questions to answer because he always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to him. Nothing else matters—except maybe to indoctrinate children into his polity. I tell you this because if Buzz wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word “macracanthrorhynchiasis”, for example, and expect us to be scared. This is far from all I have to say on the topic, but it's certainly enough for now. Just remember one thing: You shouldn't take threats made by the worst types of subhuman, petty milksops I've ever seen (also known as Lord Buzz Williams's stooges) too seriously.