I would probably not help a defensive player. I think we usually have enough depth to absorb the loss of a player. And Buds defenses are so complicated that we may be better by keeping someone with intellectual challenges off the field.

WRT an offensive player I would have to have more data such as the number of people in the room and proximity to the proctor. For a true/false test I would give half the answers knowing that if the player answered the other half they should get at least a 75%. Multiple choice would be much harder. I would probably just ask the player why he didn't go to UNC and take a no show class. I would definitely not let the player copy my answer if it was an essay test. Cheating is like the holding penalty - it is OK as long as you don't get caught.