perform the duties of guest prognosticator for the ESPN Gameday program. This gentleman was and is a great contributor to the recent rise of VPI in both athletic and academic endeavors. He could craft his prediction in the form of a Sonnet that would be voiced in his lovely Tidewater Virginia brogue. The audience would hear the foretell in the soothing meter of Iambic Pentameter.
Such culture is so rare in the media today. I would like to forward the name of my good friend, John Casteen III as guest prognosticator for the program.