10. "If only we hadn't dropped those balls, we'd have won the game."
9. "Yeah, but VT sucks."
8. "They should have never let VT into the ACC."
7. "If only we had a good quarterback, we'd have won the game."
6. "But we're really good at tennis."
5. "The refs cheated us again."
4. "The gap is closing and we'll win next year."
3. If only we had a running back, we'd have won the game.
2. "Your athletes are dumb jocks. Ours are scholars who go to class and major in pre-law and pre-med."
1. "But we don't CARE about football."