...snakes! Me? Well I'd estimate you need anywhere between 348.8 and 348.7

snakes.

Take said snakes and insert into standard burlap sack.
Do not feed said snakes for 10 hours. I mean, days.

Then microwave said snakes for 4 hours. Or minutes.
Vigorously beat sack containing now microwaved snakes
with baseball bat for 7 seconds. I mean, minutes. JIC they fell, asleep.

Then apply snakes liberally to bite.
No more itch. No more ring. No more limb.
......................
IF that seems extremely, give it a day and yah; don't bleep with
any possible venom or allergic Rx.

God bless,
b.street

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Posted: 06/19/2018 at 4:35PM

OK lounge. I got a bug bite last night, and this morning I have a -- vt_mughal 06/19/2018 09:32AM

...snakes! Me? Well I'd estimate you need anywhere between 348.8 and 348.7 -- bourbonstreet 06/19/2018 4:35PM

Go to the doc. The ring is the issue. When I got mine, was bitten on leg -- thankbud 06/19/2018 3:44PM

Unless you had to pull the tick off, I don’t think that’s the culprit. It -- Hoakie82 06/19/2018 2:00PM

Google chigger bites to compare. Don't have to worry about chiggers. ** -- 6GHokie 06/19/2018 1:52PM

Lyme ** -- TechMomof2 06/19/2018 1:52PM

I would get it checked out, if nothing else could be infected ** -- fordham 06/19/2018 11:42AM

Put a little Windex. ** -- Hokie CPA 06/19/2018 11:19AM

Radioactive spider perhaps. Can you shoot webs out of your hands? ** -- RoswellGAHokie 06/19/2018 11:07AM

...tussin ** -- chumley 06/19/2018 10:59AM

If it’s a tick bite -- YardBird 06/19/2018 10:56AM

Looked at, could be any number of diseases ** -- HokieForever 06/19/2018 10:18AM

Ringworm perhaps ** -- Brown Water 06/19/2018 12:10PM

Trust your gut, even if it's a beer gut. ** -- Hokie360 06/19/2018 10:04AM

Morons, jackasses, wankers and/or ADD idiots will tell you amputate. ** -- RhinoVT 06/19/2018 09:41AM

No dipshirt, everyone knows you rub dirt on it. ** -- Stork 06/19/2018 11:44AM

Then you pee on it to get the dirt off. ** -- Hoakie82 06/19/2018 5:24PM

Tussin. ** -- RhinoVT 06/19/2018 11:45AM

Put turpentine on it, cures everything. ** -- thankbud 06/19/2018 3:46PM

And your point being? ** -- HokieDan95 06/19/2018 09:52AM

Or this is his notice of leaving the board -- TomTurkey 06/19/2018 09:42AM

Shun. ** -- halesvb11 06/19/2018 09:39AM

Never hurts. Look on-line for similar image. -- TomTurkey 06/19/2018 09:38AM

The bullseye is a classic symptom of a Lyme Disease infection... -- JoesterVT 06/19/2018 09:36AM

Could be a Black Widow spider bite ** -- Brown Water 06/19/2018 09:41AM

But then he would be having some systemic symptoms as well -- JoesterVT 06/19/2018 10:33AM

Could be a mutant BWS. Which is why I suggested amputation. ** -- Brown Water 06/19/2018 10:35AM

Which one? -- hoosnowahokie 06/19/2018 09:50AM

Actually it does sound -- Full-Set and Moonshine 06/19/2018 09:49AM

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first. ** -- TomTurkey 06/19/2018 09:41AM

Uh. I don’t think you need to go to the doctor for a little bug bite. ** -- Hokieesith 06/19/2018 09:36AM

Amputate ASAP ** -- Brown Water 06/19/2018 09:35AM

Drinking heavily before and after ** -- TomTurkey 06/19/2018 09:39AM

And obviously look it up on your new Mac. You DO have a Mac right?? ** -- HokieinTampa 06/19/2018 09:40AM

Like Grey Poupon ** -- TomTurkey 06/19/2018 09:41AM

Amputate** -- BRVT 06/19/2018 09:35AM

Amputate ** -- vtbones 06/19/2018 09:35AM

...snakes! Me? Well I'd estimate you need anywhere between 348.8 and 348.7

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