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VaTechie

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With your stud skills


get drunk at the bar, close bar down, pick up the hot girl that has a few pounds. Do it all night with your eyes close thinking of Miss West Virginia.

When you wake up, you will smell bacon, and it is just sweat from the pig you pick up the night before. Add it to a story you tell your grandchildren one day when you are in a nursing home.

(In response to this post by bourbonstreet)

Posted: 07/05/2018 at 10:55PM


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  Soooooo, Miss. West Virginia 2018 lives maaaaaybe 9 miles from me... -- bourbonstreet 07/05/2018 7:19PM
  I'll summarize the below responses: stalk her. ** -- Hokie Bird 94 07/06/2018 10:58AM
  Take her a sofa and.... -- vthhhi 07/06/2018 09:36AM
  Make sure she is 18 and is a Hokie ** -- VaAkita 07/05/2018 10:56PM
  With your stud skills -- VaTechie 07/05/2018 10:55PM
  Just find her already in that pose and you're ready -- Late 80s Hokie 07/05/2018 10:37PM
  Invite her to lunch at Hillbilly Hot Dogs to share one of these: -- squarerootofone 07/05/2018 10:19PM
  Show her the World Piece ** -- TheNuke 07/05/2018 9:49PM
  Show up on her front porch, wearing nothing but Old Spice and a smile. ** -- Hokie360 07/05/2018 9:44PM
  See how she fits in a reverse bikini? -- UTPr0sim 07/05/2018 8:54PM
  Right in your wheelhouse! Female, breathing, mouth like a large mouth bass ** -- TexasGobbler 07/05/2018 8:24PM
  ...when in doubt...stalk ** -- chumley 07/05/2018 8:19PM
  Forget about it. ** -- IB4TECH 07/05/2018 8:18PM
  Fake a birth certificate to show you're related to her. -- MP4VT2004 07/05/2018 7:25PM
  Granddaughter? ** -- vthokieq 07/05/2018 9:15PM
  Buy a Mac, one cup, white rocks and hot tub and load up the truck ** -- WestyHokie 07/05/2018 7:24PM
  Get a disguise because the restraining order has already been filed ** -- vt90 07/05/2018 7:21PM

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