He decided to walk home from Cue Club to essentially Ireland's Four Provinces, it's a good 3-4 mile walk. He got lost in a neighborhood and eventually called his wife to come pick him up. She called back when she was getting close and he pulled his phone out, dropped it, and it took a perfect bounce into the sewer. His wife is constantly calling him and he's starting to freak out because, since he's not answering, he thinks she's going to start freaking out and eventually call the cops.

He pulls up the manhole cover and climbs down 10-15 feet into a pitched black abyss. His phone is constantly ringing but it somehow bounced into a side pipe so he couldn't see it light up, he was just reaching around in darkness following the noise. He eventually gets it, answers, and his wife is pissed.

"WHERE THE F-CK ARE YOU?"
"I'M IN THE GODD@MN SEWER!"