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CochraneResident

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Weirdest Uber driver ever...


Guy told me that he was kicked out of the house by his wife.

Internal monologue: OK, he said something stupid, and he slept on the couch.

He follows up with, "I told her that I didn't come to this country to baby-sit you. I came to f*&^:"

Internal monologue: Ummmmm, excuse me?

Then he asks, "So, do you cheat on your wife?"

Me: "Ummmmm, no. So, how about this weather?"


Posted: 08/18/2018 at 12:38PM


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