Advice
Serious: Immediately go to your Head RA and tell your story. That boy need some help.
Other advice:
Do your laundry. Chicks love the smell of freshly laundered clothes on a man.
Order a Harry Potter wand and start practicing spells.
Dump a can of peas in a plastic bag and mix in some flour. Label the bag “Eye of Newt” and leave it laying around on your desk.
Fix the typo in the first paragraph and turn this in for your next freshman English essay.
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Posted: 11/29/2018 at 10:33PM