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I wouldn't advise my son to get married in the current state of things.


I'd tell him to stay as far from women as possible. Use the Pence Rule... never be alone with a woman to whom you are not wed. Don't sleep with or even touch a woman without having another witness present. The last thing he needs is to have some unwarranted and unprovable #metoo accusation thrown against him, or even worse, a cheating wife tells authorities he's molested her children. Too many women are willing to ruin a man's life for spite or sport to even risk it any longer. And even if she doesn't accuse him of some horrible crime, marriage far too often leads to her taking his children away from him along with his home and half his stuff. It' just not worth it to today's younger generations.

All that said, I've been rather lucky with Mrs. CPA these last 22 years. At this point, we're both approaching 50, we're pretty much locked in for life. I can't say I'd take the same chance in the wake of recent events.

(In response to this post by CPRVHokie)

Posted: 05/22/2019 at 08:19AM



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