Two interns sat in a hospital cafeteria having lunch. As they watched, various medical staff and family visitors progressed through the line to the cashier, and seated themselves to eat.
Suddenly a powerful-looking older man in a long white robe and flowing hair and beard raced to the front of the checkout line, grabbing some food from the buffet and some from other customers' trays, then he pushed the cashier to the floor and went without paying to a corner table to eat.
"Who on earth was that?", one intern asked of the other. "I've never seen such atrocious behavior!"
"Oh, that was God," replied the other intern, "He thinks he's a surgeon."