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These effing types of drinks. Every year we host a get together, my wife

insists on getting a 6 or 12 pack in whatever the latest happens to be in these "type" of drinks.

This year it's those, but I swear I still had 11 Mike's hard lemonades in the garage fridge from when those were the thing from a half dozen years ago.

"But some of the moms likes those kind of drinks, it's not all about you."

"No, but it is all about my fridge and I don't want 11 of the 12 of these stupid things in the fridge for the next half decade after Sally partially drinks one Mike's Hard Lemonade on 4th of July."

I swear these stupid things lead to one or more small spousal sparring sessions a year. I think the only solution is when the dads are making stupid over/under $1 bets on something innocuous like Tina Turner's age, instead of paying a $1, we should make the loser chug one of these stupid drinks to reduce inventory.

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Posted: 08/01/2019 at 5:36PM

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