Normally I would say, what is the problem

but in Roanoke bar over 15 years ago there was a very, very heavy chick in a short dress going camo that every time she bent over you got a full view that no one wants.

I thought I was the only one who saw it, but the couple next to me at the bar eyes got wide open and the girl had a WTF look on her face. I turned around, and yeah, another full blown fat cooter shot. I laughed and said I thought I was the only one who got the lucky view. The couple was just shaking their heads. About five minutes later, the lady bar tender eyes got real big, and all three of us started laughing because the bar tender was looking behind us and we knew she got the fat cooter view. That is when the lady was asked to leave politely.

Pretty funny on your neighborhood.

In response to this post by FfxStationHokie

Posted: 09/30/2019 at 10:18AM

Ok, loungers give me your best response (inside) -- FfxStationHokie 09/30/2019 08:01AM

So you don't want her to pick up the dog poop? That's not very nice ** -- HokieAl 09/30/2019 12:30PM

I once learned a photographers professional opinion on why a certain model -- Vtskier1 09/30/2019 12:26PM

Shun! -- EDGEMAN 09/30/2019 1:04PM

"You want to have sex with her, don't you" ** -- Brown Water 09/30/2019 11:49AM

So what is the complaint? ** -- fordham 09/30/2019 11:27AM

Hmmm...walking a "dog", it says. Upset, are they? Hercule Poirot -- Coach McGuirk 09/30/2019 11:20AM

Normally I would say, what is the problem -- VaTechie 09/30/2019 10:18AM

Is the lady in question hot, and weairing a pseudo silk kimono? -- Late 80s Hokie 09/30/2019 10:17AM

Where are you, physically? ** -- hoosnowahokie 09/30/2019 09:28AM

Fairfax Station Virginia :) ** -- FfxStationHokie 09/30/2019 09:30AM

I'd want to know why she is pooping outside. ** -- Spud 09/30/2019 09:24AM

Shun! ** -- Major Kong 09/30/2019 09:16AM

This is what I want to ask - but wifey won't let me :/ ** -- FfxStationHokie 09/30/2019 09:25AM

Maybe for your birthday in the very near future -- statmanfromHCyrs 09/30/2019 10:10AM

Fur Pete's sake! ** -- Guy LeDouche 09/30/2019 11:15AM

I call mine Stanley.... like the Power Drill! -- Hokie CPA 09/30/2019 11:43AM

Why would you put a bathrobe on your dog? ** -- The Bear 09/30/2019 09:05AM

...Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I’d be writing to you but.... ** -- chumley 09/30/2019 08:59AM

I'm gonna need to see it before I can comment ** -- bigbadbird 09/30/2019 08:48AM

Agry. A Gucci Kroger shopper doing this elicits a very different response -- Tafkam Hokie 09/30/2019 09:18AM

May need to see some video to respond. ** -- reestuart 09/30/2019 08:47AM

We need visual confirmation of the offense, o/w it didn't happen ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 09/30/2019 08:43AM

This is the best! I've got to start sharing some of mine. Some guy -- BG Hokie 09/30/2019 08:41AM

And that's why I left NextDoor because there are too many "interesting" -- VTHokie2000 09/30/2019 2:35PM

Off-topic here, but were you able to get seats for lunch Saturday? ** -- dans93 09/30/2019 09:12AM

A parent called ahead and they were crowded, so we bailed back to our neck -- BG Hokie 09/30/2019 09:31AM

Is it a spank worthy offense? ** -- OXVT 09/30/2019 08:32AM

"I'm Out!" ** -- RTFC 09/30/2019 1:58PM

Guessing this was a lady poster ** -- typed by ben 09/30/2019 08:11AM

Yes, and older ~60s ** -- FfxStationHokie 09/30/2019 08:13AM

Then she's had her time IMO. Let somebody else hold the ball ** -- typed by ben 09/30/2019 09:07AM

Normally I would say, what is the problem

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