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Hurley09

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When it comes to pickin up chicks, I still got it...


I popped into Rebellion last night to catch some of the Nats game. As I was talking to my buddy this 60-70 year old lady walks over to me and extends her hand. The way she approached me made me think I had met her there before:
Her: Hi
Me(shaking her hand): Hi, how are ya?
Her: Are you married?
Me: Yes I am
She drops my hand, storms off, and screams "GODDAMMIT" as she leaves the restaurant.

My buddy is the GM there and I asked him if he knew her/if she was a regular. "Hurley, I've never seen that lady before in my life but I appreciate her forwardness."

Posted: 10/10/2019 at 08:33AM



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When it comes to pickin up chicks, I still got it... -- Hurley09 10/10/2019 08:33AM
  You need to find Julie Newmar -- WestyHokie 10/10/2019 11:55AM
  Its a heavy burden but someone's got to do it. ** -- DonHo-kieHi 10/10/2019 11:38AM
  Maybe she wanted to introduce you to her mom? ** -- EDGEMAN 10/10/2019 10:50AM
  I've fallen and I can't get up! ** -- TomTurkey 10/10/2019 09:56AM
  Check Silver Alert. ** -- Tank 10/10/2019 09:32AM
  Bravo. ** -- Freddyburg Hokie 10/10/2019 10:50AM
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  She was going to set you up with her Nephew -- turkeywinghokie 10/10/2019 08:57AM
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  Think she'll be there tonite? ** -- Brown Water 10/10/2019 09:34AM

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