keeping that one firmly in the "theory" category for me. They occupy every square inch of my property, roaming around eating, what, exactly? I'm out there blowing leaves, and all of a sudden they are crawling all over me. Not just my place either. I see them at work, too. And everyone talks about the problem. They just go and go, seemingly on batteries. I never see them eat anything to sustain themselves. They give you a pretty good wallop when they are so inclined, though. And for that, they all must die.

The insect war continues today.