Find out why your performance has been subpar and she's demanding you -- ElbertoHokie 01/23/2020 2:57PM
Wait. You work for a chick? Hahahaha. ** -- 48zip 01/23/2020 1:05PM
Declare you're LGBT and the lawsuit will claim that's why she's doing this. -- MikeVT85 01/23/2020 12:43PM
Agreed. Just blurt our “I might be a tranny” -- GreenvilleVT 01/23/2020 2:26PM
Tell her anything involving being sober Friday afternoons is a non-starter. ** -- Hokie360 01/23/2020 12:09PM
Friday? Anytime after Noon is fair game ** -- CPRVHokie 01/23/2020 12:27PM
...skins vs shirts ? ** -- chumley 01/23/2020 12:08PM
Are you to be the fixer, or just a body to throw in the fire? Is it toxic -- DonHo-kieHi 01/23/2020 12:02PM
A new stapler. ** -- Major Kong 01/23/2020 12:01PM
Drink heavily then a flaming bag of poo outside her door ** -- B777Fr8Dog 01/23/2020 11:50AM
Then follow-up with "Don't tell me my business devil woman!" ** -- ArdbegHokie 01/23/2020 12:24PM
Go watch the interview scene in goodwill hunting. -- GreenvilleVT 01/23/2020 11:40AM
RE-TAIN-NER!!!...Retainer... ** -- Burruss Writer 01/23/2020 1:37PM
Here you go. Hope it helps. -- GreenvilleVT 01/23/2020 11:50AM
One time 50% bonus -- HokieAl 01/23/2020 11:32AM
And a naked picture of Bea Arthur ** -- VTScanlo 01/23/2020 2:38PM
Sounds reasonable... -- great2bahokie 01/23/2020 11:40AM
Take a family picture from the desk. ** -- GreenvilleVT 01/23/2020 11:50AM
“Your daughter is hot. Mind if I take this picture of her?” ** -- CPRVHokie 01/23/2020 12:25PM
One year severance if it doesn't work out- and unlimited jelly beans ** -- bigbadbird 01/23/2020 11:28AM
Need to talk about your TPS reports ** -- HokieDan95 01/23/2020 11:23AM
Hookers and blow, naturally ** -- Beerman 01/23/2020 11:20AM
Is she hot? ** -- 81_Hokie 01/23/2020 11:16AM
You misspelled “shun” ** -- B777Fr8Dog 01/23/2020 11:54AM
🎶There's talk on the street. It's there to remind you... -- TomTurkey 01/23/2020 11:11AM
With that level of detail on new job -- VaTechie 01/23/2020 11:07AM
Yup! Been working on that script all morning... ** -- great2bahokie 01/23/2020 11:24AM
Yep. There's no amount of money that is worth going from a great job -- CochraneResident 01/23/2020 11:19AM
Year's supply of hog bacon. Not Jimmy Dean. ** -- TomTurkey 01/23/2020 11:06AM
Turkey bacon, must be turkey bacon! ** -- fordham 01/23/2020 11:17AM
A new football facility. ** -- ArdbegHokie 01/23/2020 10:59AM
Wear something sexy ** -- FfxStationHokie 01/23/2020 10:57AM
Show up wearing a Baylor shirt and carrying a suitcase. ** -- Hokie360 01/23/2020 10:56AM
LOL... ** -- great2bahokie 01/23/2020 11:25AM
A Plymouth PT Cruiser. Purple. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 01/23/2020 10:52AM
Johnny Olsen's voice: "A NEW CAR!!" ** -- TomTurkey 01/23/2020 11:09AM