Allow me to retort.

1) Pre-empting a joke to further emphasize a point that I find humorous that I was trying to make in adding to another's commentary.

2) I never indicated that anything was about me apart from indicating that some lowlife would respond to my post...which is exactly what happened.

Now, my turn.

1) Responding to a post that had nothing to do with you just to attack someone (you were bullied as a child, or your parents were divorced, or you have extremely low self-esteem - I'm betting on the last one).

2) Thinking that you're very clever and/or funny (narcissism)

Seriously, I was just sharing a thought of my own, in my own way. You're hiding behind a message board so you can be a scumbag and then giggle to yourself. Why don't you go back to Reddit and hang out with the other children? Reading that five grader reply made me embarrassed to be associated with the same school as you.