Let's play: 1) Gross 2) Alcoholic or 3) ok (inside)

Walking in my hood with my mrs, I noticed a small bottle next to the curb. I thought it was a small bottle of maple syrup. Turns out it was a small bottle of cognac - like those little airplane bottles.

Anyway, it looked clean and it was still sealed so I put it in my pocket.
Mrs ffx: "Are you an alcoholic?"
Me: "No, just seems a shame to throw it away. I'll probably drink it later"

So:
1) Gross!
2) I'm an alcoholic!
3) Just fine and dandy!

:)

Posted: 02/17/2020 at 08:58AM

Let's play: 1) Gross 2) Alcoholic or 3) ok (inside) -- FfxStationHokie 02/17/2020 08:58AM

3 ** -- ArdbegHokie 02/17/2020 1:23PM

3-take the Mrs home next time and go back and get it ** -- HokieNLot11 02/17/2020 12:28PM

Break the seal & shun! ** -- Guy LeDouche 02/17/2020 12:25PM

3 but only if you buy a Mac ** -- HokieDevil 02/17/2020 11:37AM

1, so 2. Have you ever eaten an eclair out of the trash? ** -- 81_Hokie 02/17/2020 10:15AM

A whole one? ** -- 48zip 02/17/2020 11:49AM

Is that a problem? -- Stork 02/17/2020 11:44AM

You think to yourself what the hell? I'll just eat some trash -- HokieDan95 02/17/2020 10:28AM

One man's trash is another man's treasure ** -- coshokie 02/17/2020 1:42PM

5 second rule! ** -- FfxStationHokie 02/17/2020 10:20AM

One step from being a hobo. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 02/17/2020 10:09AM

You mean one step BELOW a hobo, something for FFX to strive for? ** -- RhinoVT 02/17/2020 10:23AM

Choice #4 - cheap bastard. Or Choice #5 - environmentalist cleaning up -- Late 80s Hokie 02/17/2020 10:07AM

3 ** -- PhotoHokieNC 02/17/2020 09:52AM

I have to respond with this true story -- Hokie1992 02/17/2020 09:50AM

I will periodically clean the entrance to our neighborhood. -- MilwaukeeHokie 02/17/2020 12:09PM

A common practice with long haul truckers.... -- BusLoadaBozos 02/17/2020 11:30AM

Well dangit, there goes the backstory I was already planning for later. -- MP4VT2004 02/17/2020 10:35AM

3 ** -- tylerhokie 02/17/2020 09:43AM

4. All the above. ** -- Femoyer Hokie 02/17/2020 09:28AM

Agry only correct answer ** -- HokieForever 02/17/2020 10:29AM

You're going to be tracked by the liquid then wake up in an ice bath w/out -- RhinoVT 02/17/2020 09:06AM

You took that away from some young teenager who stole it from... -- EDGEMAN 02/17/2020 09:02AM

Not sure why I thought of this, but getting booze has to be easy as crap -- Hurley09 02/17/2020 09:13AM

Definitely 3 ** -- Stork 02/17/2020 08:59AM

Let's play: 1) Gross 2) Alcoholic or 3) ok (inside)

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