We had an officer traveling to Germany....

Who was buying expensive 3 piece suits & submitting the receipts (in German) as meals with clients. What he didn’t know was the accounting clerk who audited his expense reports was originally from Germany. When we reported him to company CEO the boss’ only question was if he was meeting his sales quota. Since he was over quota he was retained without having to pay for the suits. Whenever he was in the home office he made a point of wearing his expensive suits.

In response to this post by turkeywinghokie

Posted: 07/17/2020 at 12:10PM

I let a guy go yesterday that decided he should take the plant's riding -- ElbertoHokie 07/17/2020 09:14AM

He should sue him for invasion of his privacy. ; ) ** -- IB4TECH 07/17/2020 3:09PM

...didn’t want to do it. Felt you owed it to him ** -- chumley 07/17/2020 2:07PM

I audited an equipment rental company. -- Guy LeDouche 07/17/2020 1:13PM

We had a guy roll one over on a slope. Broken collarbone. And as you know -- 48zip 07/17/2020 12:09PM

Out of curiosity, had he owned up to it immediately and brought it back -- Hurley09 07/17/2020 11:40AM

He probably would not have lost his job if -- ElbertoHokie 07/17/2020 12:01PM

Hopefully he doesn't decide to return the chainsaw to you personally ;-) ** -- Nova Hokie 95 07/17/2020 12:29PM

The wife is always like, “we should have everyone over -- ElbertoHokie 07/17/2020 1:21PM

My first job they had a guy arrested for embezzlement -- Burruss Writer 07/17/2020 11:22AM

30 cases of TP - sounds like a COVID visionary ** -- Gobble Gobble 07/17/2020 12:39PM

For some reason, reminds me of scene from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang -- HWA 07/17/2020 11:32AM

Congrats Inspector Gadget!!! humans are not smart -- fordham 07/17/2020 10:22AM

Thought you were in mining. Didn't realize it was really lawn care business ** -- Hokie360 07/17/2020 10:22AM

Our grass around the office didn’t mow itself. ** -- ElbertoHokie 07/17/2020 10:30AM

With his flawed decision making skills I hope he did not have a position -- HokieNLot11 07/17/2020 10:20AM

Reminds me of a story -- bigbadbird 07/17/2020 10:06AM

In my industry (software) the amount of people canned for expense reports -- turkeywinghokie 07/17/2020 09:53AM

We had an officer traveling to Germany.... -- BusLoadaBozos 07/17/2020 12:10PM

Sounds like a perfect occasion for a Blanket Party ** -- Burruss Writer 07/17/2020 1:41PM

I question this mans decision making matrix ** -- mancunian 07/17/2020 09:52AM

Did you get the mower back? ** -- RhinoVT 07/17/2020 09:25AM

Not yet. I've asked for it back but if he never returns it and never sets -- ElbertoHokie 07/17/2020 09:27AM

Just withhold his last paycheck ** -- Technocrat 07/17/2020 10:38AM

Or deduct it from his last paycheck ** -- EDGEMAN 07/17/2020 10:59AM

You can't do that, the state labor board will make you pay him for it -- fordham 07/17/2020 11:54AM

I'd do it anyway ** -- Technocrat 07/17/2020 2:02PM

Good luck, I did it to a guy years ago, he bought a camper top for his -- fordham 07/17/2020 3:46PM

Reminds me of one of the greatest comedic lines of all time ... -- vt90 07/17/2020 09:31AM

He fired himself. You just filled out the paperwork. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 07/17/2020 09:21AM

Y’all hiring? Lol ** -- DownSouthHokieGA 07/17/2020 09:17AM

We are now. ** -- ElbertoHokie 07/17/2020 09:20AM

Will there be mow to the story? ** -- PhotoHokieNC 07/17/2020 09:25AM

That dude's a** is grass now. ** -- RhinoVT 07/17/2020 09:29AM

Call the police and let the lawn take care of it. ** -- Stork 07/17/2020 09:43AM

Great way to trim the payroll. ** -- HWA 07/17/2020 09:57AM

Guy now has plenty of time for manscaping ** -- Ho_Ki 07/17/2020 10:06AM

And searching for greener pastures ** -- No Clue 07/17/2020 10:16AM

We had an officer traveling to Germany....

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