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Two funny things from my colonoscopy yesterday... Not poop related...


Sorry if your looking for a funny poop story.
1. When I was getting ready to head back for the procedure, one of the nurses said, "Hey! I know you. I'm _______'s mom. You were her 5th grade teacher." She went on to talk about how she's 24 now and still talks about how much she liked me. Followed by, "Is it ok that I will be in the room for the procedure?"
Of course I said sure, I don't care. Then I realize that not only is she going to be in the room, she's the one that "assists". She's the one behind me as I roll over and expose my butthole right at her. Now that was awkward... Even though I was asleep within a few seconds. It's one thing to have doctors and nurses you don't know looking at your butthole, it's another to have a parent of a student.
2. I think it's silly to have the doctor come talk to you right after the procedure. According to my wife, he was telling me what he found and how everything looked, to which I responded to him with every question he asked. A few minutes later I thought I woke up and talked to my wife who informed me of the 5 min conversation I had with the doctor. I swore she was lieing and that I had just woken up. I think it's crazy the doctor comes in to explain everything while I'm still loopy and won't remember anything.

Posted: 07/30/2020 at 08:36AM


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  Two funny things from my colonoscopy yesterday... Not poop related... -- HokieGator 07/30/2020 08:36AM
  You should ask the doctor to put his findings in writing...lol ** -- EDGEMAN 07/30/2020 10:38AM
  On the inside like caveman art ** -- BTHokie 07/30/2020 11:48AM
  My wife, a teacher, had the same procedure and taught the attending nurse's -- Guy LeDouche 07/30/2020 10:19AM
  Best "rest" I've ever had. Would get one often if not for the prep. -- TomTurkey 07/30/2020 09:55AM
  During that Dr. visit, I remember my wife laughing at one point. I gave -- Late 80s Hokie 07/30/2020 09:43AM
  I worked in healthcare. Trust me, no one gives a second thought -- HokieR 07/30/2020 09:24AM
  Weird, I heard that from all my former girlfriends. ** -- HokieGator 07/30/2020 10:23AM
  That's great :) ** -- HokieR 07/30/2020 10:41AM
  They see so many asses... -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 09:05AM
  I woke up during mine and the technician flipped out. I actually remember -- vt90 07/30/2020 09:15AM
  I was fully awake the whole time .... worstest pain evar :/ ** -- FfxStationHokie 07/30/2020 09:19AM
  W/o anesthesia? just wore off/screw up? -- `lag 07/30/2020 09:32AM
  Mine was "working" -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 1:18PM
  Without anesthesia whole time ... declined it ** -- FfxStationHokie 07/30/2020 09:33AM
  Will you decline it next time? ** -- EDGEMAN 07/30/2020 10:42AM
  on the fence, 50% chance ** -- FfxStationHokie 07/30/2020 10:42AM
  The wife of a friend of mine decided to skip the epidural for her 1st kid -- EDGEMAN 07/30/2020 10:46AM
  I had hoped to get an epidural for my second delivery... -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 1:23PM
  Wow! You go girl! ** -- EDGEMAN 07/30/2020 1:42PM
  The twins weights -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 4:00PM
  The doctor who delivered the twins -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 3:52PM
  Check, only time I've ever understood what narcotics are all about** -- `lag 07/30/2020 09:34AM
  Dang. ** -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 09:25AM
  I talked to them while watching the monitor. -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 09:18AM
  Of course YOU didn't feel anything, it was your husband getting penetrated! ** -- Nova Hokie 95 07/30/2020 10:24AM
  Right -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 10:35AM
  Wow, talk about a supportive wife!! ** -- Nova Hokie 95 07/30/2020 10:40AM
  Buahahaha ** -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 1:17PM
  Yeah - I didn't feel any pain or discomfort but they didn't expect me to -- vt90 07/30/2020 09:21AM
  You must have had the procedure done in a physician clinic -- HokieR 07/30/2020 09:42AM
  You are correct. Physician clinic. ** -- vt90 07/30/2020 10:11AM
  Not a doctor, but I think it's an anesthesia cloud ? -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 09:24AM
  Yeah, I didn't think twice about it... -- `lag 07/30/2020 09:08AM
  Ticks... -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 09:11AM
  Yeah, I suppose so, I can always feel them crawling though -- `lag 07/30/2020 09:16AM
  It seems disgusting when you think about it but.. -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2020 09:20AM
  That's horrible! ** -- EDGEMAN 07/30/2020 10:43AM
  That was all more recent to us... -- `lag 07/30/2020 09:30AM
  Same for me as a kid. -- EDGEMAN 07/30/2020 10:45AM
  A mom with a sense of humor would have taken a selfie with your rear end -- HokieSignGuy 07/30/2020 08:42AM
  You probably don't want to see the nurse's instagram today. ** -- RhinoVT 07/30/2020 08:40AM
  You think that's all you don't remember? Haha. ** -- 48zip 07/30/2020 08:38AM

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