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Tafkam Hokie

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Told a server once: I NEED a glass of water. I WANT a diet coke. And I'm


GOING TO HAVE a glass of bourbon.

This was at a Blacksburg restaurant after a football game. I was dehydrated from being in the sun all afternoon and desperately needed water. I'm also pretty much addicted to sugar free soft drinks, and was going into withdrawal there too. And it was a football weekend with friends, and my buzz was gone. Also a problem I couldn't ignore.

So yeah, my happiness would have been severely damaged if I didn't get all three.

(In response to this post by bigbadbird)

Posted: 09/22/2020 at 3:04PM


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  Ok- why do people order a Beer and a water at the same time ** -- bigbadbird 09/22/2020 2:41PM
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