But most everyone else parked near me had been waiting as long as I had (or longer) and looked quite grumpy, haha. I witnessed one guy peel out of the parking lot while screaming "F*** Chick-Fil-A!" towards the drive thru window. So I figured it would be best to call someone to come help.

Turns out the battery was too dead to get jumped, so I took it out and had it tested at Advance. It tested good, so I'll throw it on a charger for the rest of the day and hopefully I'll be good to go.