Girlfriend at family beach week. She was very short. We were all out in the surf and she popped up out of a breaker and her top had come off. She had not noticed.
Water depth was right at her chest line. They were floating.
Dad looked over and said, “If you’re gonna drown those puppies, I’ll take the one with the pink nose.” 6 other family members tried not to laugh. Took her a bit to get the joke.
My dad was a good one. :)