I'm Like A One-Eyed Cat, Peepin' In A Sea-Food Store -- lchoro 10/24/2021 10:28AM
How the hell am I going to drive with this eyepatch? -- MP4VT2004 10/24/2021 01:15AM
Saves having to close on eye when you get drunk. ** -- scoop76cs 10/24/2021 05:18AM
I have very small cheeks because I'm neutered. -- Coach McGuirk 10/23/2021 10:58PM
It worked for Bazooka Joe. Why not me? ** -- TexasGobbler 10/23/2021 10:55PM
I'm not sure I would have ever thought about Bazooka Joe... -- `lag 10/23/2021 11:24PM
The inspiration for Stephen King's "Cat's Eye", a glass of Early Times. ** -- KCHokie2 10/23/2021 10:40PM
Don't be a pussy! Give it a try! ** -- Major Kong 10/23/2021 10:37PM
For the last time, I am not Morris from 9 Lives damn it! ** -- Alan11 10/23/2021 10:03PM
I lost my eye but you should see the other cat ** -- Conan the Hokie 10/23/2021 9:58PM