on his phone in Spanish while he let his dog go on his lead all the way down my driveway. And like he was ready, under cover of darkness, with the poop pickup bag?...I'm thinking no.

He also had some kind of miner headlight wrapped around his head which shined in my face when he looked at me, as I stared him down.

Thus, I went form zero to 60 in 1.5 seconds. And luckily, my Spanish, which comes and goes, was on fire, expletives included. This gringo gots the lingo, lol. The shock value when they hear me rattle it off makes these little encounters all the more tasty.