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DonHo-kieHi

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Thread hijack and I am NOT relating this to YOUR situation. I had a dental


patient, attractive teenage girl whose mother ( nurse) brought her in for evaluation of redness and soreness in palate and throat. My thorough examination and excellent diagnostic skills determined that she had “ Schlesinger’s Sign” which is basically petechiae ( ruptured blood vessels) in that area resulting from enthusiastic fellatio.
“What is it Doc?” Says mom. ( girl has pleading look in her eyes… how do you tell Mom that her teen girl is polishing her bfs knob?)
Response… “ looks like she needs to back off of hard candy and mints, they seem to be traumatizing her palate!”
Teen girl quickly responds “ yeah my friend has been bringing those to school and I’ve been doing that a lot!”
I got a little quiet high five from the gal going out the door…


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