Call them what they are, amateur entertainers.

Eliminate final exams for FB players. After all, we need them to prepare for the extra games. We will need another week of practice scheduled. Also, forget about holding the games in bowls before a live audience. Who can afford 3 weeks of travel to different cities?

Make indoor facilities with piped in crowd noise to simulate emotion. Create fake classes with fake degrees so that the players could keep up the illusion of student athletes for the alumni.

Do it the Carolina Way.