so; you are this girl, I shows up naked... what, happens???

As you know by now however, I will not be, entirely, ...naked.

I will be wearing the following three things:

1. not one, not two, three full coatings of "BIG" game Brut!

2. the worst possible, total cheddar eating, yearbook grin.

3. and a sign with an arrow pointing downward that reads:

"heeeeeere kitty-kitty-kitty, Kat"
↓

What, happens???

TIA,
b.street

Posted: 04/19/2017 at 3:43PM

so; you are this girl, I shows up naked... what, happens??? -- bourbonstreet 04/19/2017 3:43PM

2 dudes without firearms beat the heck out of you, prior -- HortHokie 04/19/2017 9:08PM

You wake up with your cat licking the pee/nacho stains on your boxers ** -- VT Pops 04/19/2017 6:58PM

The window sticker could not be more wrong. ** -- Tank 04/19/2017 6:52PM

+1. Well, played. ** -- bourbonstreet 04/19/2017 9:40PM

You are promptly "dethroned" and carried away.** -- MikeVT85 04/19/2017 5:38PM

U B goin' away 4 a very long spell... ** -- aint2Hokie4me 04/19/2017 5:37PM

You get a slap in the face with a glove. PREPARE TO DUEL! ** -- hoosnowahokie 04/19/2017 4:34PM

You misspelled "dual" ** -- TomTurkey 04/19/2017 5:36PM

LMAO. "duel" with who?!? That power-tool, willie? Listen... about -- bourbonstreet 04/19/2017 4:45PM

That's weird ... -- Nova Hokie 95 04/19/2017 5:03PM

"You're really the Prince of the 304?" ** -- Stork 04/19/2017 4:31PM

A very cold shower for you ** -- fordham 04/19/2017 4:30PM

You get yours bones jumped -- BG Hokie 04/19/2017 4:29PM

Bobbies on bycicles 2 by 2 ** -- astrohokie 04/19/2017 4:20PM

You will be pounded to the ground by the Royal Guard and hauled away in a . -- vthhhi 04/19/2017 4:08PM

You may want to go with essence of cheddar, for that cheese eatin' grin. ** -- thankbud 04/19/2017 4:04PM

Probably the second violation of your restraining order ** -- vt90 04/19/2017 3:45PM

so; you are this girl, I shows up naked... what, happens???

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