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statmanfromHCyrs

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Today's the 10 year anniversary of my first and only mistress


I'd known this girl for 3+ years while she was at Tech, she introduced herself to me in the fitness center and she wouldn't leave me alone...she told me how much she wanted me...she had a thing for older, married men...daddy issues, I guess....sending nude pics of herself to me, trying to sext with me since her boyfriend made her 'hurl' in the bedroom.....I told her I'm not having an affair with any girl who's under 21. She gave me a nickname from the t-shirt I wore a lot when I worked out (shown below).

After she turned 21, I finally gave in to her allure... she'd finally broken up with her boyfriend the day before....made the sting of the loss to Kansas in the Orange Bowl 2 days prior disappear for me, for sure. She was so glad to finally be with someone who knew what they were doing. After she got a job after college, she wasn't close enough to me to continue the affair. My nickname for her was 'Hoover'.

Posted: 01/05/2018 at 10:28AM


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  Today's the 10 year anniversary of my first and only mistress -- statmanfromHCyrs 01/05/2018 10:28AM
  I guess you were not a ladies man? ** -- grill to chill 01/05/2018 6:02PM
  Solid A ** -- typed by ben 01/05/2018 11:31AM
  Hurling in the bedroom? -- Stork 01/05/2018 11:02AM
  Well, SHUN!! And beside that -- Late 80s Hokie 01/05/2018 10:54AM
  Good point -- statmanfromHCyrs 01/05/2018 11:21AM
  Your serve ... ** -- TomTurkey 01/05/2018 11:24AM
  I'm not sure if you're crazy, or a man of strong fortitude to resist that -- Late 80s Hokie 01/05/2018 11:23AM
  My nickname for myself those 3 years was -- statmanfromHCyrs 01/05/2018 11:30AM
  That reminds me of something. -- 48zip 01/05/2018 10:49AM
  Luckily, Coach Rich Rodriguez landed her on the rebound... ** -- banishedtothelounge 01/05/2018 10:43AM
  Sssshhhhh.... -- statmanfromHCyrs 01/05/2018 11:07AM
  Wow -- BRVT 01/05/2018 10:42AM
  There's a lesson in there for all of us -- HokieMacDaddy 01/05/2018 10:32AM
  Well... -- JoesterVT 01/05/2018 10:31AM
  Yep -- 6thStreetHokie 01/05/2018 12:26PM

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