in Roanoke City. Whenever we had company get-togethers that included family, I would always try to end up at the same table as them. She had the absolute best stories.

Yeah, about 90% of all the techniques and tools used by law enforcement kinda rely on the fact that criminals tend to be idiots.

I might be remembering my numbers wrong, but I think the conviction rate in Roanoke was somewhere around 70-80%. She said it would probably be closer to 25% if those who were arrested would...just...shut...up.