All Hokie, All the Time. Period. Presented by

The Lounge Board

Newt

Joined: 10/08/1999 Posts: 33416
Likes: 9085


Which reminds me of a passage from one of my favorite books


The Twenty-One Balloons by William Pene Du Bois

We walked upstairs and into a bedroom on the first floor. It was furnished in excellent Moroccan taste. I say excellent with
some reservations. I personally am not too fond of that style. But aside from these observations, I noticed nothing unusual
about the room at first.
"Have there been improvements made in this room?" I asked.
"Mrs. M. used to be a nurse," replied Mr. F., "and to nurses bed making seems to become extremely boring after awhile. If
you stop to think of it, nurses in large hospitals spend a good deal of their time in malting beds. It is natural that they should
soon tire of it, particularly when they suddenly find themselves to be as rich as Mrs. M. We all came to Mrs. M.'s rescue with
this amazing bed. It has continuous sheets."
"How does it work?" I immediately inquired.
Mr. F. walled over to Mrs. M.'s bureau, opened the top drawer, and took from there a crank. He inserted the crank into a hole
in the footboard of the bed and asked me to watch closely. He started to twist the crank and the sheets started to move across
the bed, passing on rollers through a sideboard on through the floor. "When I twist this crank," explained Mr. F., "the sheets
pass through this sideboard down through the floor into the cellar. Then, they pass through a boiler where they are washed,
then through a drying machine. They next pass through steam heated rollers where they are pressed; then come up through
the floor, through the other sideboard of the bed on rollers, and back to the top of the bed. This continuous sheet is marked off
in bed-widths. Every morning Mrs. M. simply turns the crank until a bed-width has passed from one side to the other side of
her bed. This action starts the washing machines, diverts heat from the furnace to the drying machine, and while one length of
sheets is being pressed fresh widths of hot white sheets are revealed on her bad."
[Post edited by Newt at 01/25/2018 8:42PM]

(In response to this post by F4EHokie)

Link: 21 Balloons pdf


Posted: 01/25/2018 at 8:41PM



+1

Insert a Link

Enter the title of the link here:


Enter the full web address of the link here -- include the "http://" part:


Current Thread:
  Cool. Does the whole book have devices like that in it? -- HokieSignGuy 01/25/2018 8:49PM
  Sounds fantastic ** -- HokieSignGuy 01/26/2018 08:41AM
  I see a growth Market for F4EHokie..... ** -- DonHo-kieHi 01/26/2018 08:16AM
  No, but my Grandfather probably knew them! ** -- F4EHokie 01/25/2018 8:20PM
  I had my typical retiree day...got up -- VTUD 01/25/2018 7:54PM
  Don't press him! ** -- MAHokie69 01/25/2018 8:10PM
  You've such a dry, clean sense of humor ** -- Hokerer 01/25/2018 8:16PM
  Looks like this pun thread is hung up. ** -- RTFC 01/25/2018 10:54PM
  Sounds to me like its been through the wringer ** -- DonHo-kieHi 01/25/2018 11:01PM

Tech Sideline is Presented By:

Our Sponsors

vm307