Olympic kit contents check. In them you'll find...

one 9mm automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, five drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one Korean phrase book, five hundred dollars in South Korean won, five hundred dollars in gold, nine tide pods, 37.6 issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Seoul with all this stuff!

In response to this post by VaAkita

Posted: 02/01/2018 at 10:34AM

37 condoms per athlete! It's enough to make you want to exercise. -- VaAkita 02/01/2018 09:56AM

That would take care of my needs. ** -- VTexas 02/03/2018 01:23AM

Olympic's moto this year: Keeping up foreign affairs ** -- VTHokie2000 02/01/2018 4:06PM

Olympics has become a complete joke ** -- CrystalCoveHokie 02/01/2018 3:24PM

Been again' it for years, po'd the US is going to host it -- `lag 02/01/2018 5:10PM

Well its good to see we're rising to the challenge. ** -- Monk of McBride 02/01/2018 11:55AM

...of our rivals...it's the Eye of the Tiger.... ** -- `lag 02/01/2018 1:01PM

Stalks his prey in the night???? ** -- Monk of McBride 02/01/2018 2:46PM

Never really read all the sexual innuendo in the lyrics until now. ** -- `lag 02/01/2018 4:20PM

This topic has taken on some pretty ample girth. ** -- ElbertoHokie 02/01/2018 12:23PM

Women weaken legs. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 02/01/2018 11:47AM

37? Why 37? Also, in theory you're good for 74 go rounds -- Bburg Native 02/01/2018 10:42AM

Randall helped me get over it. He said at least he wasn't 36. -- Hokie CPA 02/01/2018 12:23PM

I agry!! "Try not to suck any #$%* on your way to the parking lot... -- BTHokie 02/01/2018 1:27PM

In a row?? Hey, at least I wasn't 36. ** -- HokieinTampa 02/01/2018 12:29PM

148, really. "I go inside out, I go outside in..." -- Freddyburg Hokie 02/01/2018 12:18PM

Your math is all wrong ... -- vt90 02/01/2018 11:02AM

And even more if you're DaveVT since his wife will wash them for re-use ** -- Brown Water 02/01/2018 10:45AM

And in the dishwasher no less... ** -- kjhokie 02/01/2018 12:36PM

Hence, Dave only gets one now. ** -- YardBird 02/01/2018 11:38AM

I get the gizz of what yer sayin' ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 02/01/2018 11:09AM

POTD ** -- HokieMacDaddy 02/01/2018 10:58AM

This deserves special recognition. Well done. ** -- 48zip 02/01/2018 10:50AM

CPRV will make a post recognizing it later tonight. ** -- HokieinTampa 02/01/2018 11:56AM

They've had to order more during the games in the past. ** -- MontyPythokie 02/01/2018 10:39AM

Good call. Get it out of your system so everyone can focus on the sport :) ** -- vt_mughal 02/01/2018 10:39AM

Olympic kit contents check. In them you'll find... -- Major Kong 02/01/2018 10:34AM

You going to ride that thing into NK? ** -- Burruss Writer 02/01/2018 1:58PM

Damn tootin'! 😄 ** -- Major Kong 02/01/2018 2:21PM

USA! USA! USA! ** -- Stork 02/01/2018 10:32AM

Maybe they use them as resistance bands? ** -- `lag 02/01/2018 10:30AM

Yeah ... he needs condoms ... -- OXVT 02/01/2018 10:13AM

He's already wearing his birth control glasses ** -- TexasGobbler 02/01/2018 12:16PM

In what event is this stud performing? ** -- YardBird 02/01/2018 10:29AM

Balloon animal making. ** -- MP4VT2004 02/01/2018 12:53PM

Judging from his eye sight, the Triple Pump. ** -- 48zip 02/01/2018 10:51AM

Using 37 condoms IS exercise. ** -- vt90 02/01/2018 09:57AM

Olympic kit contents check. In them you'll find...

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