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Nova Hokie 95

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Go talk to her and play dumb.


Make sure you do it with her pastor husband in the room. Your script:

You've always been so great and so nice to my mom and I was wondering if I could ask you a little favor. We've been finding cigarette butts underneath her dining room window -- like someone's standing there watching her, maybe even casing the place. It's the window directly across from your house [point it out] -- that one right there. Can you maybe keep an eye on things and see if you can see someone out there smoking at all? We're not 100% sure what's going on, but if it keeps up we may ask the police to keep an eye on things. I'd hate to think there's a creeper in the neighborhood and of course I don't want a thing to happen to mom. Thanks!

(In response to this post by hokieinashburn)

Posted: 02/07/2018 at 12:02PM



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What say you? -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 10:35AM
  Cut her brake lines on her vehicle. ** -- capitals1 02/07/2018 7:40PM
  Email the video to her and ask her to stop -- Manbearpig 02/07/2018 3:34PM
  Build a Wall ** -- Newt 02/07/2018 2:30PM
  Better yet if you scream out -- Late 80s Hokie 02/07/2018 2:53PM
  *perfect* ** -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 2:29PM
  A mature response..so boring:) ** -- capitals1 02/07/2018 7:42PM
  Sorry. Caught me in a somber mood today..... ** -- The Bear 02/07/2018 8:52PM
  Put them in a bag, knock on her door -- turkeywinghokie 02/07/2018 1:40PM
  Picture I took last week of all her butts -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 1:06PM
  'picture' and 'her' and 'butts' had so much promise. -- statmanfromHCyrs 02/07/2018 1:14PM
  Sorry! But thanks for entertaining me on my "ice" day ** -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 1:16PM
  All her butts are belong to you. ** -- 48zip 02/07/2018 1:46PM
  All great ideas - keep them up! (link to video) -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 12:56PM
  ^^^^This is perfect^^^^ ** -- NewBernHokie 02/07/2018 1:15PM
  Go talk to her and play dumb. -- Nova Hokie 95 02/07/2018 12:02PM
  Because it'd be fun to watch her squirm ** -- Nova Hokie 95 02/07/2018 12:16PM
  Is she hot? i mean she smokes so ** -- bigbadbird 02/07/2018 11:44AM
  ...she probably looks 20 years older. ** -- EDGEMAN 02/07/2018 12:12PM
  I would have her legs broken ** -- Brown Water 02/07/2018 11:32AM
  First question: why does she hate your mother? -- EDGEMAN 02/07/2018 11:32AM
  The camera actually has a microphone ** -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 1:11PM
  Ring? ** -- EDGEMAN 02/07/2018 2:28PM
  Arlo ** -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 2:32PM
  Guthrie? ** -- EDGEMAN 02/07/2018 6:21PM
  Uhhh, they already have the camera. ** -- 48zip 02/07/2018 11:13AM
  Uhhh, FTFY ** -- AZHokie59 02/07/2018 11:41AM
  This is a juicy situation. Whatever you do, -- VT Pops 02/07/2018 11:01AM
  Sounds like payback for something your mother did ** -- hokeyhokie 02/07/2018 11:00AM
  We need an insanity button ** -- bigbadbird 02/07/2018 11:44AM
  Detailed plan inside... -- Kudelski 02/07/2018 10:53AM
  SHUN x 2 ** -- darnellm 02/07/2018 10:53AM
  +1 ** -- Brown Water 02/07/2018 11:32AM
  This... -- vthhhi 02/07/2018 10:53AM
  *Email her husband- FTFY ** -- hoosnowahokie 02/07/2018 10:47AM
  ^^ this ^^ ** -- WuhBuh-DC_Hokie 02/07/2018 1:20PM
  This ** -- HokieMacDaddy 02/07/2018 10:59AM
  Put an ashtray out there and leave a note... -- Beerman 02/07/2018 10:39AM
  Have a dog? Lots of poo in the affected area. ** -- J-Dub 02/07/2018 10:36AM
  I DO have a dog -- hokieinashburn 02/07/2018 1:12PM

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