They figured out how to open Chick-fil-a on Sunday ** -- MEHOKIE 12/18/2018 7:27PM
They won the lottery and want to hide. ** -- GFallsFan 12/18/2018 4:40PM
Read an obit of an old guy who died worth Billions -- Vienna_Hokie 12/18/2018 4:25PM
Selected for El Chapo jury duty. ** -- King Jaffe Joffer 12/18/2018 1:27PM
They were tired of having the last name Jingleheimer Schmidt ** -- VTHokie2000 12/18/2018 1:14PM
His name was my name too. ** -- EDGEMAN 12/19/2018 10:28AM
I'm gonna go with tax evasion. ** -- Spud 12/18/2018 12:31PM
I was thinking sim - but I assume SSNs wouldn't change? just name? ** -- FfxStationHokie 12/18/2018 1:15PM
Protective custody ** -- FlintMS 12/18/2018 11:52AM
Last name was Bin Laden? (or similar infamous last name?) ** -- BB Hokie 12/18/2018 11:49AM
I thought there was a Bin Laden somewhere in the US... -- `lag 12/18/2018 5:24PM
Probably somewhere. One of my friends named his daughter Isis about 10 -- BB Hokie 12/18/2018 5:30PM
I was thinking "Hitler", but OBL works too. ** -- EDGEMAN 12/18/2018 12:34PM
Nada ** -- FfxStationHokie 12/18/2018 11:52AM
They met someone who knew you ** -- Nova Hokie 95 12/18/2018 11:39AM