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HokieHutch

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Out with our best friend couple and his wife labels herself a slut


True story.

Out with friends this weekend and we get to the "how many times a week" for sex question. My wife has the 2 times a week is average and plenty policy (unfortunately). My buddy starts making fun saying his wife is always wanting sex (with her sitting there listening). I am looking for a reaction just giggles and the stories go on and on. As we close the evening (just me and the couple as my wife went inside house), his wife turns to me to say "I really wasn't this much of a slut until I got married. Will you forgive me Mike?"

What does the lounge say is the correct response to the question?

Unshun: I would say she closest resembles Victoria Justice but add 20 years and about 3 cup sizes. Very young looking 45ish lady.
[Post edited by HokieHutch at 01/23/2019 12:44PM]

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Posted: 01/23/2019 at 12:38PM



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