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Brooks and Dunn


My cocaine story ... for a friend's bachelor party we went fishing on the Chesapeake in the day, back to one guy's townhouse in Baltimore to clean up, then out to the strip clubs of Baltimore to enjoy a lovely evening. Yeah, strip clubs in Baltimore do not make for a lovely evening, especially back in 1992. But as we're going from one to another, an enterprising young man asks us if we need directions or anything. We say no, we're just heading to [insert strip club name here]. His eyes widen and he says "Oh, I can do you better than that! I got a girl around the corner who'll blow each of you in a portajohn, just fifty bucks each!" We politely decline and as we're walking away we hear, "Okay then, how about some crack? First one's free, cuz I know you'll be back later on tonight! Huh?? Want some?"

We just kept walking.

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Posted: 04/19/2019 at 10:29AM



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