The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travelers in here." -- DJ Golf 03/22/2016 7:34PM
Best walk into bar jokes: A Roman walks into a bar puts up 2 fingers and -- UTPr0sim 03/22/2016 09:58AM
An atom strolls into a bar.... -- astrohokie 03/22/2016 4:07PM
Guy walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm -- One4VT 03/22/2016 12:46PM
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer... -- Freddyburg Hokie 03/22/2016 12:28PM
An ion walks into a bar. The bartender asks him how he's doing. Not so -- 81_Hokie 03/22/2016 12:35PM
Sodium atom walks into bar and a chlorine atom runs and jumps on his back -- HokieDan95 03/22/2016 2:04PM
Guy sits down at a bar & asks the stranger next to him what time is it..... -- BusLoadaBozos 03/22/2016 12:22PM
A bear goes into a bar in Boise and orders a beer -- Nova Hokie 95 03/22/2016 11:20AM
Not bad...a little too long ** -- HokiePHX 03/22/2016 11:42AM
A string walks into a bar and orders a drink... -- Gobble Gobble 03/22/2016 11:15AM
A man walks into a bar. He says "Ouch!" ** -- HokieDevil 03/22/2016 11:07AM
A dyslexic walks into a bra. ** -- Guy LeDouche 03/22/2016 3:29PM
Hard to take kleptomaniacs & puns seriously. They take things literally ** -- turkeywinghokie 03/22/2016 10:58AM
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I've just learned this -- Merlin Hokie 03/22/2016 10:55AM
A Chinese guy walks into a bar in Alabama -- DJ Golf 03/22/2016 7:39PM
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense. ** -- Guy LeDouche 03/22/2016 10:54AM
A fly walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken?" ** -- Brown Water 03/22/2016 10:44AM
Guy walks in and guy at the end of the bar says"I'll buy that DB a drink" -- 48zip 03/22/2016 10:40AM
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and says -- HokieMacDaddy 03/22/2016 10:39AM
Rastafarian walks into a bar -- RTFC 03/22/2016 10:35AM
A non-renewable natural resource walks in to a bar... -- Newt 03/22/2016 10:34AM
Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender tells him ... -- Nova Hokie 95 03/22/2016 10:31AM
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?" ** -- Late 80s Hokie 03/22/2016 10:29AM
Celine Dion walks into a bar, Bartender says "Why the long face?" ** -- Baltimore Hokie 03/22/2016 1:32PM
I figured that was coming, but thought it would reference Sarah J. Parker. ** -- Late 80s Hokie 03/22/2016 1:48PM
Shun ** -- TheNuke 03/22/2016 5:13PM
Or, the bartender says "Hey!" -- Guy LeDouche 03/22/2016 10:51AM
A skeleton walks in and asks for a beer and a mop ** -- HokieDan95 03/22/2016 10:27AM
Termite walks into the saloon and asks "is the bartender here"? ** -- Hokerer 03/22/2016 10:25AM
Took me a second, but that was pretty good. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 03/22/2016 10:05AM
Agree, except I'd replace atheist - haven't experienced that ** -- WestyHokie 03/22/2016 10:31AM
Libertarian instead of atheist ** -- DJ Golf 03/22/2016 7:33PM