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A Chinese guy walks into a bar in Alabama


and sits down and starts drinking. Pretty soon a redneck walks up and says "Tell me somethin' there, fella. You know karate, or kung fu, or any o' them martial arts?" The Chinese guy says "Why you ask me that? You racist or something? You think all Chinese people know kung fu?" The redneck says "No, I'm askin' because you're drinkin' my f&%#*in' beer."
[Post edited by DJ Golf at 03/22/2016 7:40PM]

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