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How this is envisioned in the Mark Zuckerberg community


Cashier-
"Welcome to People's Burger, can I take your order?"

Hard working customer-
"I would like a Whopper"

Manager-
"We no have Whopper, we only have Tofu burger."

Hard working customer-
"They have whoppers in the next town...just saw you eating one last week."

Manager-
"It was not me...I only follow the rules of the People's Republik, and it only served in elite government restaurants. Beef ruins the environment, so it's only limited to those who serve in an official capacity. Don't you know beef causes global warming? Our government elite are saving the planet by preventing everyone else from eating it. Do you want a Tofu burger?"

Hard working customer-
"No thanks, I'll just have a Coke."

Manager-
"Sugar drinks have been banned by the Republik. Only the government elite can drink it. They are saving the Republik by preventing everyone else from drinking it. Would you like a diet soda?"

Hard working customer-
"I guess so, give me a Diet Coke."

Cashier-
"Would you like a plastic straw?"

Manager-
"Arrest him at once!"

Hard working customer-
"Where are you taking him?"

Manager-
"To a reeducation camp. It is against the rules of the Republik to offer any customer a plastic straw. Welcome to the Republik!"


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Posted: 01/27/2018 at 09:45AM


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