last week our postman dropped in our mailbox a bundle of calendars Humana had sent out, still strapped together in a plastic tie. The post office was supposed to untie the bundle and deliver a calendar to each of some 30 or 40 different addresses, but since they didn't do that, they brought the whole bundle to my house, because my mom's was on top.

She took the bundle to the post office, just as it had been delivered, and pointed out that the top one was brought to the right place, but the rest.... Not so much.

Lady at the post office says, “wow. Somebody had an off day, didn't they?”

I should say so.